Time we get up: 4:58am Why we get up: Cass crows
Second time we get up: 6 something several snoozes later
Exhaustion: unbelievable I can deal
No heater: Scott moves a space heater to keep us warm hey! it works
Favorite breakfast: waffles and fried eggs not at 4:30am
What we eat: triscuits and coffee cereal, yeah!
Scott’s clothes: hello 1995 1995…good year
My clothes: hello same thing I’ve worn for the last 3 days um-uh!
Morning routine: Cass crying planning lesson should’ve done last week
Scott leaving for work: Cass and I crying I miss them already
Passing time: drink 5 cups of coffee 2 cups of coffee 1st period planning
Lunch: lean cuisine awesome sandwich made by awesome wife
Ponder: what’s a shower feel like these days? it feels so good, while there’s hot water
Favorite cocktail: coffee and adderall beer
Favorite cocktail: not gonna happen beer
Favorite cocktail: a girl can dream beer
Cass’ favorite food: paper mommy
Chores: where do I even start? let me do it
Chores: do I even start? I ask the same question
Cass: ADORABLE Cherub
Last time I brushed my hair: I don’t remember I did it, that why she can’t remember
Last time I brushed my teeth: hmmm… Soniccare rules!
Potty break: is it called a break if a baby is on your lap? Ah, the throne.
Favorite song: Stanley Steamer commercial I don’t do advert-is-ments
3 o’clock: watch front door anxiously for Scott Don’t show up till 4, big smiles when i get home
Smell: is that me? yep
Favorite food: fajitas and burritos steak and potato(e)s, that’s for you Danny
Dinner: lean cuisine anything Kristen cooks, anything!
Hours spent breastfeeding already today: 28 our life is different than it used to be
Welcomed change: cool weather still blue sky
Old reliable: boogers landmines on the bedposts
What I absolutely hate: boogers I love to freak her out
Where I’m from: Earth they only place that would have her
Where Scott’s from: somewhere it’s OK to scratch your balls in public Let freedom ring!
TV: excuse to be lazy damned liberal media
TV: glorious choices
Worst thing Cass put in her mouth today: my toe remember bedpost ?
Worst thing I put in my mouth today: I don’t know what it was but it wasn’t a cheerio Ibid
Number of pounds I lost this month on my diet: 10 she’s lookin’ good y’all
Number of pounds Scott lost this month just switching to diet soda: 15 I’m lookin’ good y’all
How I feel about that: (insert long uncomfortable silence with deadpan stare here) uncomfortable silence
Cass bedtime: bunches of kisses so sweet
Breastfeeding: 36 new life
Nighttime: we are professional wrestlers! she’s much stronger after pregnancy
Laughs: like crazy! don’t wake up the baby
Bedtime: Stewart and Colbert I’ll give you a back rub
Back rubs: a must anytime
Scott going to the bathroom: inevitable when you gotta go…
Scott waking up the baby: inevitable you gotta go
Me having to deal with it: inevitable when you need to sleep…
Frustration: outrageous huh? what’d you say? I couldn’t hear you. I was sleeping.
How handsome Scott is with bedhead: OH MY GOD she thinks I’m handsome
Love: overflowing outpouring!
Tomorrow: again please! can’t wait!